Ah, Tom, the legendary owner of HypeKeyboards—a man of unparalleled speed, kindness, and precision. If you ever wanted to meet someone who can both cut plates with the finesse of a maestro and immediately relieve you of your hard-earned cash, Tom is your guy. He's got the unique ability to make the whole process feel like a VIP experience, ensuring every customer is treated like royalty. You’ll find yourself mesmerized by how quickly he whisks away your money, all while making sure you’re grinning ear to ear with joy.
But don’t let his swift transactions fool you—he’s not just a wizard with your wallet. When it comes to plate cutting, he’s the GOAT of all goats. His work is as meticulous as a Swiss watchmaker and as smooth as butter. Tom’s the kind of person who makes the complex look effortless, turning every keyboard build into a masterpiece.
And now, the plot thickens: Tom is offering Ultem plates—yes, you heard that right. Ultem, is the ultemate plate material for mechanical keyboards. It’s the stuff of legends; you’re going to want one of these.